Doreenisms

• Perfection is a "goal," not an "achievement!"
• Showed evidence of learning (good)
• Did not show evidence of learning (bad)
• Female-to-Male Translator (magic gender translation device)
• Male-to-Female Translator (magic gender translation device)
• "Special" but not in a good way (bad)
• Coffee is the Elixir of Life!
• Whole 'nother plane of existence.
• Ron's place of oblivion. (He put a coffee cup on top of 6 foot bookcase.)
• Spurious accuracy (e.g., He gave it 110%)
• Being rude and obnoxious is not the same as "just being honest!"
• You’re getting on my ONE nerve!
• Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
• Spatial correctness (like Feng shui)
• I felt the Spirt of Slap (from a TV evangelist) but works for me too.
• Because of why... (When asking someone about something stupid they did.)

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